Riding on little country roads, taking lots of wrong turns.
My phone battery dies. I wind up on a beautiful dirt road. Go by a sign that says: "Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be prosecuted."
Carry on. Another sign says: "End county maintenance."
Carry on. Getting back on a highway, I stop in a little shop, and ask for directions. The shopkeeper tells me how to get to the big Interstate.
Although I don't want to ride on the Interstate and it's probably illegal, I head over anyway. Before getting there, I come across a car mechanic garage at an intersection.
Stop in to ask for alternative ways. One of the guys working there has a bright orange Poison shirt, and long hair. Basically who I want to be when I grow up. I get some directions, including a "shortcut"!
Carry on. Make it to a smaller highway, where I continue to ride. Along the way, seeing LOTS of awesome vehicles, such as Chevrolet Corvettes.
Carry on.
Rock & Roll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)