Editing Quote ideas

This page includes lines, whether descriptive or quotational, that would go well in a [[story]].

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==Quotes==
* "Blast off, we have blast off!"
* "Sure thing, sugar!"
* "Ever take the kind of shit that gives you PTSD?"
* "Ever take the kind of crap that takes a C-section?"
* "I love dogs, with a little Hoisin."
* "OK, cowboy!"
* "That editor needs a semicolonoscopy."
* "In the US, saying hi to a girl is sexual harassment, and the age of consent is thirty five."
* "It sure seems like a lot of sheriffs are Jewish."
* "...the hot new dance track, 'I Left my Right Leg (Back in Iraq)'..."
* "My opinion is your opinion."
* "My onion is your onion."
* "Things are an illusion. Only the truth is real."
** Or the same, but with "math" instead of "truth".
* "...transcendental..." "Oh, you're into spiritual stuff?" "No, I mean, transcending spirituality and all that human stuff."
* (At a serious occasion) "Bro, how do you spell Sriracha?"
* "Is that a real, live moustache?"
* (Angry, serious man) "If you get cancer, that means you didn't try hard enough!"
* (Coach to cancer patient or double leg amputee) "All right, walk it off."
* "Yes, sometimes I say to mosquitoes, 'How dare you bite me, one of the greatest men alive?!'"
* "...a 5% increase in blow job creation this quarter..."
* "Take another sit in the great bathtub of life."
* "It's all a miracle, even the parts that suck!"
* "Happy as a man in cunt!"
* "For man, pussy is both the beginning and the end."
* "Yesterday's failure is today's fuel."
* "What's good for you is doing what's important."
* "When normal is getting drunk and hating, I sure fucking hope I'm eccentric."
* "After gay, then gay and lesbian, LGB, LGBT, LGBTQ, etc, I think we should just skip to ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ!"
* "I'm pansexual. I'm attracted to pans."
* "All I want for Christmas is an exoskeleton."
* "You kneed him in the balls or you need him in the balls or you knead him in the balls?"
* "If sunblock were a person, it would probably never get a sunburn."

==Lines==
* In the future, Americans will live in houses so big that you can drive a car through them, and only get out for sex, so once a month.
* Rice is like the ultimate test of human maturity.
** (Because it takes patience and wisdom to prepare it properly...)
** (And it tastes great!)
* You can't cram for the exam at the school of life.
* In life, you can't have it all, but you can enjoy what you have.

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