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This page includes lines, whether descriptive or quotational, that would go well in a [[story]]. | This page includes lines, whether descriptive or quotational, that would go well in a [[story]]. | ||
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==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
* "Blast off, we have blast off!" | * "Blast off, we have blast off!" | ||
* "Sure thing, sugar!" | * "Sure thing, sugar!" | ||
| + | * "Ever take the kind of shit that gives you PTSD?" | ||
| + | * "Ever take the kind of crap that takes a C-section?" | ||
| + | * "I love dogs, with a little Hoisin." | ||
* "OK, cowboy!" | * "OK, cowboy!" | ||
| + | * "That editor needs a semicolonoscopy." | ||
| + | * "In the US, saying hi to a girl is sexual harassment, and the age of consent is thirty five." | ||
| + | * "It sure seems like a lot of sheriffs are Jewish." | ||
| + | * "...the hot new dance track, 'I Left my Right Leg (Back in Iraq)'..." | ||
* "My opinion is your opinion." | * "My opinion is your opinion." | ||
* "My onion is your onion." | * "My onion is your onion." | ||
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* "Is that a real, live moustache?" | * "Is that a real, live moustache?" | ||
* (Angry, serious man) "If you get cancer, that means you didn't try hard enough!" | * (Angry, serious man) "If you get cancer, that means you didn't try hard enough!" | ||
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* "Yes, sometimes I say to mosquitoes, 'How dare you bite me, one of the greatest men alive?!'" | * "Yes, sometimes I say to mosquitoes, 'How dare you bite me, one of the greatest men alive?!'" | ||
* "...a 5% increase in blow job creation this quarter..." | * "...a 5% increase in blow job creation this quarter..." | ||
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** (Because it takes patience and wisdom to prepare it properly...) | ** (Because it takes patience and wisdom to prepare it properly...) | ||
** (And it tastes great!) | ** (And it tastes great!) | ||
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[[Category:Ideas]] | [[Category:Ideas]] | ||
