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This page includes lines, whether descriptive or quotational, that would go well in a [[story]].
 
This page includes lines, whether descriptive or quotational, that would go well in a [[story]].
 
[[File:Wikiquote-logo.svg|thumb|This page includes lines, whether descriptive or quotational, that would go well in a [[story]].]]
 
  
 
==Quotes==
 
==Quotes==
 
* "Blast off, we have blast off!"
 
* "Blast off, we have blast off!"
 
* "Sure thing, sugar!"
 
* "Sure thing, sugar!"
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* "Ever take the kind of shit that gives you PTSD?"
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* "Ever take the kind of crap that takes a C-section?"
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* "I love dogs, with a little Hoisin."
 
* "OK, cowboy!"
 
* "OK, cowboy!"
* "My opinion is your opinion."
 
* "My onion is your onion."
 
* "Things are an illusion. Only the truth is real."
 
** Or the same, but with "math" instead of "truth".
 
* "...transcendental..." "Oh, you're into spiritual stuff?" "No, I mean, transcending spirituality and all that human stuff."
 
* (At a serious occasion) "Bro, how do you spell Sriracha?"
 
* "Is that a real, live moustache?"
 
* (Angry, serious man) "If you get cancer, that means you didn't try hard enough!"
 
* (Coach to cancer patient or double leg amputee) "All right, walk it off."
 
* "Yes, sometimes I say to mosquitoes, 'How dare you bite me, one of the greatest men alive?!'"
 
* "...a 5% increase in blow job creation this quarter..."
 
* "Take another sit in the great bathtub of life."
 
* "It's all a miracle, even the parts that suck!"
 
* "Happy as a man in cunt!"
 
* "For man, pussy is both the beginning and the end."
 
* "Yesterday's failure is today's fuel."
 
* "What's good for you is doing what's important."
 
* "When normal is getting drunk and hating, I sure fucking hope I'm eccentric."
 
* "After gay, then gay and lesbian, LGB, LGBT, LGBTQ, etc, I think we should just skip to ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ!"
 
* "I'm pansexual. I'm attracted to pans."
 
* "All I want for Christmas is an exoskeleton."
 
* "You kneed him in the balls or you need him in the balls or you knead him in the balls?"
 
* "If sunblock were a person, it would probably never get a sunburn."
 
 
==Lines==
 
* In the future, Americans will live in houses so big that you can drive a car through them, and only get out for sex, so once a month.
 
* Rice is like the ultimate test of human maturity.
 
** (Because it takes patience and wisdom to prepare it properly...)
 
** (And it tastes great!)
 
* You can't cram for the exam at the school of life.
 
* In life, you can't have it all, but you can enjoy what you have.
 
  
 
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