Quote ideas

This page includes lines, whether descriptive or quotational, that would go well in a story.

Quotes

• "Blast off, we have blast off!"
• "Sure thing, sugar!"
• "Ever take the kind of shit that gives you PTSD?"
• "Ever take the kind of crap that takes a C-section?"
• "I love dogs, with a little Hoisin."
• "OK, cowboy!"
• "That editor needs a semicolonoscopy."
• "In the US, saying hi to a girl is sexual harassment, and the age of consent is thirty five."
• "It sure seems like a lot of sheriffs are Jewish."
• "...the hot new dance track, 'I Left my Right Leg (Back in Iraq)'..."
• "My opinion is your opinion."
• "My onion is your onion."