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This page includes lines, whether descriptive or quotational, that would go well in a story.
Quotes
- "Blast off, we have blast off!"
- "Sure thing, sugar!"
- "Ever take the kind of shit that gives you PTSD?"
- "Ever take the kind of crap that takes a C-section?"
- "I love dogs, with a little Hoisin."
- "OK, cowboy!"
- "That editor needs a semicolonoscopy."
- "In the US, saying hi to a girl is sexual harassment, and the age of consent is thirty five."
- "It sure seems like a lot of sheriffs are Jewish."
- "...the hot new dance track, 'I Left my Right Leg (Back in Iraq)'..."
- "My opinion is your opinion."
- "My onion is your onion."
- "Things are an illusion. Only the truth is real."
- Or the same, but with "math" instead of "truth".
- "...transcendental..." "Oh, you're into spiritual stuff?" "No, I mean, transcending spirituality and all that human stuff."
- (At a serious occasion) "Bro, how do you spell Sriracha?"
- "Is that a real, live moustache?"
- (Angry, serious man) "If you get cancer, that means you didn't try hard enough!"
- "Yes, sometimes I say to mosquitoes, 'How dare you bite me, one of the greatest men alive?!'"
- "...a 5% increase in blow job creation this quarter..."
Lines
- In the future, Americans will live in houses so big that you can drive a car through them, and only get out for sex, so once a month.
- Rice is like the ultimate test of human maturity.
- (Because it takes patience and wisdom to prepare it properly...)
- (And it tastes great!)