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* "It sure seems like a lot of sheriffs are Jewish."
 
* "It sure seems like a lot of sheriffs are Jewish."
 
* "...the hot new dance track, 'I Left my Right Leg (Back in Iraq)'..."
 
* "...the hot new dance track, 'I Left my Right Leg (Back in Iraq)'..."
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* "My opinion is your opinion."
  
 
[[Category:Ideas]]
 
[[Category:Ideas]]

Revision as of 17:48, 22 March 2015

This page includes lines, whether descriptive or quotational, that would go well in a story.

Quotes

  • "Blast off, we have blast off!"
  • "Sure thing, sugar!"
  • "Ever take the kind of shit that gives you PTSD?"
  • "Ever take the kind of crap that takes a C-section?"
  • "I love dogs, with a little Hoisin."
  • "OK, cowboy!"
  • "That editor needs a semicolonoscopy."
  • "In the US, saying hi to a girl is sexual harassment, and the age of consent is thirty five."
  • "It sure seems like a lot of sheriffs are Jewish."
  • "...the hot new dance track, 'I Left my Right Leg (Back in Iraq)'..."
  • "My opinion is your opinion."