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This page includes lines, whether descriptive or quotational, that would go well in a [[story]]. | This page includes lines, whether descriptive or quotational, that would go well in a [[story]]. | ||
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==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
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* "Is that a real, live moustache?" | * "Is that a real, live moustache?" | ||
* (Angry, serious man) "If you get cancer, that means you didn't try hard enough!" | * (Angry, serious man) "If you get cancer, that means you didn't try hard enough!" | ||
| + | * (Coach to cancer patient or double leg amputee) "All right, walk it off." | ||
* "Yes, sometimes I say to mosquitoes, 'How dare you bite me, one of the greatest men alive?!'" | * "Yes, sometimes I say to mosquitoes, 'How dare you bite me, one of the greatest men alive?!'" | ||
* "...a 5% increase in blow job creation this quarter..." | * "...a 5% increase in blow job creation this quarter..." | ||
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* "It's all a miracle, even the parts that suck!" | * "It's all a miracle, even the parts that suck!" | ||
* "Happy as a man in cunt!" | * "Happy as a man in cunt!" | ||
| + | * "For man, pussy is both the beginning and the end." | ||
* "Yesterday's failure is today's fuel." | * "Yesterday's failure is today's fuel." | ||
| + | * "What's good for you is doing what's important." | ||
| + | * "When normal is getting drunk and hating, I sure fucking hope I'm eccentric." | ||
| + | * "After gay, then gay and lesbian, LGB, LGBT, LGBTQ, etc, I think we should just skip to ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ!" | ||
| + | * "I'm pansexual. I'm attracted to pans." | ||
| + | * "All I want for Christmas is an exoskeleton." | ||
| + | * "You kneed him in the balls or you need him in the balls or you knead him in the balls?" | ||
| + | * "If sunblock were a person, it would probably never get a sunburn." | ||
==Lines== | ==Lines== | ||
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** (Because it takes patience and wisdom to prepare it properly...) | ** (Because it takes patience and wisdom to prepare it properly...) | ||
** (And it tastes great!) | ** (And it tastes great!) | ||
| + | * You can't cram for the exam at the school of life. | ||
| + | * In life, you can't have it all, but you can enjoy what you have. | ||
[[Category:Ideas]] | [[Category:Ideas]] | ||
Latest revision as of 19:30, 3 November 2017
This page includes lines, whether descriptive or quotational, that would go well in a story.
This page includes lines, whether descriptive or quotational, that would go well in a story.
Quotes[edit]
- "Blast off, we have blast off!"
- "Sure thing, sugar!"
- "OK, cowboy!"
- "My opinion is your opinion."
- "My onion is your onion."
- "Things are an illusion. Only the truth is real."
- Or the same, but with "math" instead of "truth".
- "...transcendental..." "Oh, you're into spiritual stuff?" "No, I mean, transcending spirituality and all that human stuff."
- (At a serious occasion) "Bro, how do you spell Sriracha?"
- "Is that a real, live moustache?"
- (Angry, serious man) "If you get cancer, that means you didn't try hard enough!"
- (Coach to cancer patient or double leg amputee) "All right, walk it off."
- "Yes, sometimes I say to mosquitoes, 'How dare you bite me, one of the greatest men alive?!'"
- "...a 5% increase in blow job creation this quarter..."
- "Take another sit in the great bathtub of life."
- "It's all a miracle, even the parts that suck!"
- "Happy as a man in cunt!"
- "For man, pussy is both the beginning and the end."
- "Yesterday's failure is today's fuel."
- "What's good for you is doing what's important."
- "When normal is getting drunk and hating, I sure fucking hope I'm eccentric."
- "After gay, then gay and lesbian, LGB, LGBT, LGBTQ, etc, I think we should just skip to ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ!"
- "I'm pansexual. I'm attracted to pans."
- "All I want for Christmas is an exoskeleton."
- "You kneed him in the balls or you need him in the balls or you knead him in the balls?"
- "If sunblock were a person, it would probably never get a sunburn."
Lines[edit]
- In the future, Americans will live in houses so big that you can drive a car through them, and only get out for sex, so once a month.
- Rice is like the ultimate test of human maturity.
- (Because it takes patience and wisdom to prepare it properly...)
- (And it tastes great!)
- You can't cram for the exam at the school of life.
- In life, you can't have it all, but you can enjoy what you have.
