Difference between revisions of "Quote ideas"

From TaleWOW
Jump to navigation Jump to search
(→‎Quotes: add and edit)
(→‎Quotes: add one!)
 
(16 intermediate revisions by 3 users not shown)
Line 1: Line 1:
 
This page includes lines, whether descriptive or quotational, that would go well in a [[story]].
 
This page includes lines, whether descriptive or quotational, that would go well in a [[story]].
 +
 +
[[File:Wikiquote-logo.svg|thumb|This page includes lines, whether descriptive or quotational, that would go well in a [[story]].]]
  
 
==Quotes==
 
==Quotes==
 
* "Blast off, we have blast off!"
 
* "Blast off, we have blast off!"
 
* "Sure thing, sugar!"
 
* "Sure thing, sugar!"
−
* "Ever take the kind of shit that gives you PTSD?"
 
−
* "Ever take the kind of crap that takes a C-section?"
 
−
* "I love dogs, with a little Hoisin."
 
 
* "OK, cowboy!"
 
* "OK, cowboy!"
−
* "That editor needs a semicolonoscopy."
 
−
* "In the US, saying hi to a girl is sexual harassment, and the age of consent is thirty five."
 
−
* "It sure seems like a lot of sheriffs are Jewish."
 
−
* "...the hot new dance track, 'I Left my Right Leg (Back in Iraq)'..."
 
 
* "My opinion is your opinion."
 
* "My opinion is your opinion."
 
* "My onion is your onion."
 
* "My onion is your onion."
Line 20: Line 15:
 
* "Is that a real, live moustache?"
 
* "Is that a real, live moustache?"
 
* (Angry, serious man) "If you get cancer, that means you didn't try hard enough!"
 
* (Angry, serious man) "If you get cancer, that means you didn't try hard enough!"
 +
* (Coach to cancer patient or double leg amputee) "All right, walk it off."
 
* "Yes, sometimes I say to mosquitoes, 'How dare you bite me, one of the greatest men alive?!'"
 
* "Yes, sometimes I say to mosquitoes, 'How dare you bite me, one of the greatest men alive?!'"
 +
* "...a 5% increase in blow job creation this quarter..."
 +
* "Take another sit in the great bathtub of life."
 +
* "It's all a miracle, even the parts that suck!"
 +
* "Happy as a man in cunt!"
 +
* "For man, pussy is both the beginning and the end."
 +
* "Yesterday's failure is today's fuel."
 +
* "What's good for you is doing what's important."
 +
* "When normal is getting drunk and hating, I sure fucking hope I'm eccentric."
 +
* "After gay, then gay and lesbian, LGB, LGBT, LGBTQ, etc, I think we should just skip to ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ!"
 +
* "I'm pansexual. I'm attracted to pans."
 +
* "All I want for Christmas is an exoskeleton."
 +
* "You kneed him in the balls or you need him in the balls or you knead him in the balls?"
 +
* "If sunblock were a person, it would probably never get a sunburn."
  
 
==Lines==
 
==Lines==
Line 27: Line 36:
 
** (Because it takes patience and wisdom to prepare it properly...)
 
** (Because it takes patience and wisdom to prepare it properly...)
 
** (And it tastes great!)
 
** (And it tastes great!)
 +
* You can't cram for the exam at the school of life.
 +
* In life, you can't have it all, but you can enjoy what you have.
  
 
[[Category:Ideas]]
 
[[Category:Ideas]]

Latest revision as of 19:30, 3 November 2017

This page includes lines, whether descriptive or quotational, that would go well in a story.

This page includes lines, whether descriptive or quotational, that would go well in a story.

Quotes[edit]

  • "Blast off, we have blast off!"
  • "Sure thing, sugar!"
  • "OK, cowboy!"
  • "My opinion is your opinion."
  • "My onion is your onion."
  • "Things are an illusion. Only the truth is real."
    • Or the same, but with "math" instead of "truth".
  • "...transcendental..." "Oh, you're into spiritual stuff?" "No, I mean, transcending spirituality and all that human stuff."
  • (At a serious occasion) "Bro, how do you spell Sriracha?"
  • "Is that a real, live moustache?"
  • (Angry, serious man) "If you get cancer, that means you didn't try hard enough!"
  • (Coach to cancer patient or double leg amputee) "All right, walk it off."
  • "Yes, sometimes I say to mosquitoes, 'How dare you bite me, one of the greatest men alive?!'"
  • "...a 5% increase in blow job creation this quarter..."
  • "Take another sit in the great bathtub of life."
  • "It's all a miracle, even the parts that suck!"
  • "Happy as a man in cunt!"
  • "For man, pussy is both the beginning and the end."
  • "Yesterday's failure is today's fuel."
  • "What's good for you is doing what's important."
  • "When normal is getting drunk and hating, I sure fucking hope I'm eccentric."
  • "After gay, then gay and lesbian, LGB, LGBT, LGBTQ, etc, I think we should just skip to ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ!"
  • "I'm pansexual. I'm attracted to pans."
  • "All I want for Christmas is an exoskeleton."
  • "You kneed him in the balls or you need him in the balls or you knead him in the balls?"
  • "If sunblock were a person, it would probably never get a sunburn."

Lines[edit]

  • In the future, Americans will live in houses so big that you can drive a car through them, and only get out for sex, so once a month.
  • Rice is like the ultimate test of human maturity.
    • (Because it takes patience and wisdom to prepare it properly...)
    • (And it tastes great!)
  • You can't cram for the exam at the school of life.
  • In life, you can't have it all, but you can enjoy what you have.
Retrieved from "http://worldsowisdom.com/tale/index.php?title=Quote_ideas&oldid=29739"