Difference between revisions of "Quote ideas"

Revision as of 14:13, 8 April 2015

This page includes lines, whether descriptive or quotational, that would go well in a story.

"Blast off, we have blast off!"
"Sure thing, sugar!"
"OK, cowboy!"
"My opinion is your opinion."
"My onion is your onion."
"Things are an illusion. Only the truth is real."
- Or the same, but with "math" instead of "truth".
"...transcendental..." "Oh, you're into spiritual stuff?" "No, I mean, transcending spirituality and all that human stuff."
(At a serious occasion) "Bro, how do you spell Sriracha?"
"Is that a real, live moustache?"
(Angry, serious man) "If you get cancer, that means you didn't try hard enough!"
"Yes, sometimes I say to mosquitoes, 'How dare you bite me, one of the greatest men alive?!'"
"...a 5% increase in blow job creation this quarter..."
"Take another sit in the great bathtub of life."
"It's all a miracle, even the parts that suck!"
"Happy as a man in cunt!"
"Yesterday's failure is today's fuel."

In the future, Americans will live in houses so big that you can drive a car through them, and only get out for sex, so once a month.
Rice is like the ultimate test of human maturity.
- (Because it takes patience and wisdom to prepare it properly...)
- (And it tastes great!)

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 * "Blast off, we have blast off!"
 * "Sure thing, sugar!"
-* "Ever take the kind of shit that gives you PTSD?"
-* "Ever take the kind of crap that takes a C-section?"
-* "I love dogs, with a little Hoisin."
 * "OK, cowboy!"
-* "That editor needs a semicolonoscopy."
-* "In the US, saying hi to a girl is sexual harassment, and the age of consent is thirty five."
-* "It sure seems like a lot of sheriffs are Jewish."
-* "...the hot new dance track, 'I Left my Right Leg (Back in Iraq)'..."
 * "My opinion is your opinion."
 * "My onion is your onion."