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* "It sure seems like a lot of sheriffs are Jewish." | * "It sure seems like a lot of sheriffs are Jewish." | ||
* "...the hot new dance track, 'I Left my Right Leg (Back in Iraq)'..." | * "...the hot new dance track, 'I Left my Right Leg (Back in Iraq)'..." | ||
| + | * "My opinion is your opinion." | ||
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Revision as of 16:48, 22 March 2015
This page includes lines, whether descriptive or quotational, that would go well in a story.
Quotes
- "Blast off, we have blast off!"
- "Sure thing, sugar!"
- "Ever take the kind of shit that gives you PTSD?"
- "Ever take the kind of crap that takes a C-section?"
- "I love dogs, with a little Hoisin."
- "OK, cowboy!"
- "That editor needs a semicolonoscopy."
- "In the US, saying hi to a girl is sexual harassment, and the age of consent is thirty five."
- "It sure seems like a lot of sheriffs are Jewish."
- "...the hot new dance track, 'I Left my Right Leg (Back in Iraq)'..."
- "My opinion is your opinion."
