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==One-liners==
 
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What's the wittiest you can say in just one line?
  
 
* In a new cost-cutting measure, the US government is changing the American flag to purple and white.
 
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==Q&A==
 
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Want to know more? You know you do!
  
 
* Q. What do you call a library in Mexico? A. Fiesta!
 
* Q. What do you call a library in Mexico? A. Fiesta!
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==Back-and-Forth==
 
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[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dozens The dozens]. How many ya got?
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* "It feels really good." "Like farting in the bath?" "No, like peeing in the bath."
 
* "It feels really good." "Like farting in the bath?" "No, like peeing in the bath."
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==Acts & Scenes==
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Dramedy!
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===A bite to eat===
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In a southern diner, a NORTHERN GUEST, looking at menu, speaks with a WAITRESS:
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NORTHERN GUEST, LOOKING AT MENU
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Excuse me, I don't see your kale salad with quinoa.
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WAITRESS
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Huh?
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GUEST
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And are your waffles non-GMO, vegan, gluten-free, and organic?
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WAITRESS
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Sorry, ma'am, we don't have no G.I. Joe figures here.
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GUEST
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I think I'll just have your... hm... chicken-apple-pecan salad, hold the chicken and pecans.
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WAITRESS
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Y'all just want a plate of apples?
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GUEST
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And bring me a cup of cranberry rooibos.
  
 
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[[Category:Jokes]]
 
[[Category:Jokes]]

Revision as of 10:43, 27 June 2015

Have a laugh 'n' a half!

This'll blow air through your ears...

One-liners

What's the wittiest you can say in just one line?

  • In a new cost-cutting measure, the US government is changing the American flag to purple and white.
  • "That editor needs a semicolonoscopy."
  • "In the US, saying hi to a girl is sexual harassment, and the age of consent is thirty five."
  • "It sure seems like a lot of sheriffs are Jewish."
  • "...the hot new dance track, 'I Left my Right Leg (Back in Iraq)'..."
  • "Ever take the kind of shit that gives you PTSD?"
  • "Ever take the kind of crap that takes a C-section?"
  • "I love dogs, with a little Hoisin."
  • "Of course mustard's not as good on hot dogs! The military doesn't kill people with ketchup gas, does it?"
  • "White people aren't hampered by emotions."
  • "Build on your successes and cover up your failures."

Q&A

Want to know more? You know you do!

  • Q. What do you call a library in Mexico? A. Fiesta!
  • Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just cuz.
  • Q. How many homebuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Just one.
  • ...
  • Q. What do you call a library in African America? A. The Martin Luther King, Jr. branch.

Back-and-Forth

The dozens. How many ya got?

  • "It feels really good." "Like farting in the bath?" "No, like peeing in the bath."

Acts & Scenes

Dramedy!

A bite to eat

In a southern diner, a NORTHERN GUEST, looking at menu, speaks with a WAITRESS:

NORTHERN GUEST, LOOKING AT MENU

Excuse me, I don't see your kale salad with quinoa.

WAITRESS

Huh?

GUEST

And are your waffles non-GMO, vegan, gluten-free, and organic?

WAITRESS

Sorry, ma'am, we don't have no G.I. Joe figures here.

GUEST

I think I'll just have your... hm... chicken-apple-pecan salad, hold the chicken and pecans.

WAITRESS

Y'all just want a plate of apples?

GUEST

And bring me a cup of cranberry rooibos.

What a Joke?! is a book of jokes. Get it?