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* "I love dogs, with a little Hoisin."
 
* "I love dogs, with a little Hoisin."
 
* "Of course mustard's not as good on hot dogs! The military doesn't kill people with ketchup gas, does it?"
 
* "Of course mustard's not as good on hot dogs! The military doesn't kill people with ketchup gas, does it?"
* "It feels really good." "Like farting in the bath?" "No, like peeing in the bath."
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* "White people aren't hampered by emotions."
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* "Build on your successes and cover up your failures."
  
 
==Q&A==
 
==Q&A==

Revision as of 15:38, 11 May 2015

This'll blow air through your ears...

One-liners

  • In a new cost-cutting measure, the US government is changing the American flag to purple and white.
  • "That editor needs a semicolonoscopy."
  • "In the US, saying hi to a girl is sexual harassment, and the age of consent is thirty five."
  • "It sure seems like a lot of sheriffs are Jewish."
  • "...the hot new dance track, 'I Left my Right Leg (Back in Iraq)'..."
  • "Ever take the kind of shit that gives you PTSD?"
  • "Ever take the kind of crap that takes a C-section?"
  • "I love dogs, with a little Hoisin."
  • "Of course mustard's not as good on hot dogs! The military doesn't kill people with ketchup gas, does it?"
  • "White people aren't hampered by emotions."
  • "Build on your successes and cover up your failures."

Q&A

  • Q. What do you call a library in Mexico? A. Fiesta!
  • Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just cuz.
  • Q. How many homebuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Just one.
  • ...

What a Joke?! is a book of jokes. Get it?