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* "When I'm rich, I'll only bathe in coconut water!" | * "When I'm rich, I'll only bathe in coconut water!" | ||
* "You call it a bird feeder, I call it a cat feedr!" | * "You call it a bird feeder, I call it a cat feedr!" | ||
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==Q&A== | ==Q&A== | ||
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* "It feels really good." "Like farting in the bath?" "No, like peeing in the bath." | * "It feels really good." "Like farting in the bath?" "No, like peeing in the bath." | ||
− | * Businessman: "What are you working on?" Beachgoer: "I'm working on my tan." Seagull: "Hahahahaha | + | * Businessman: "What are you working on?" Beachgoer: "I'm working on my tan." Seagull: "Hahahahaha" |
==Acts & Scenes== | ==Acts & Scenes== | ||
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I went to a Chinese restaurant with my autistic friend. A German couple behind us sent back a bowl of soup with a hair in it. My friend goes, "Why do people complain when they get a hair in their soup? Didn't they go out to eat?" | I went to a Chinese restaurant with my autistic friend. A German couple behind us sent back a bowl of soup with a hair in it. My friend goes, "Why do people complain when they get a hair in their soup? Didn't they go out to eat?" | ||
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{{What a Joke}} | {{What a Joke}} | ||
[[Category:Jokes]] | [[Category:Jokes]] |