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[[File:Laugh.JPG|thumb|Have a laugh 'n' a half!]]

This'll blow air through your ears...

==One-liners==

What's the wittiest you can say in just one line?

* In a new cost-cutting measure, the US government is changing the American flag to purple and white.
* "That editor needs a semicolonoscopy."
* "In the US, saying hi to a girl is sexual harassment, and the age of consent is thirty five."
* "It sure seems like a lot of sheriffs are Jewish."
* "...the hot new dance track, 'I Left my Right Leg (Back in Iraq)'..."
* "Ever take the kind of shit that gives you PTSD?"
* "Ever take the kind of crap that takes a C-section?"
* "I love dogs, with a little Hoisin."
* "Of course mustard's not as good on hot dogs! The military doesn't kill people with ketchup gas, does it?"
* "White people aren't hampered by emotions."
* "Build on your successes and cover up your failures."
* "Bob Marley wisely changed his early demo title from 'One or Two Loves.'"
* "What sound is made by a Marley-Davidson?"

==Q&A==

Want to know more? You know you do!

* Q. What do you call a library in Mexico? A. Fiesta!
* Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just cuz.
* Q. How many homebuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Just one.
* ...
* Q. What do you call a library in African America? A. The Martin Luther King, Jr. branch.

==Back-and-Forth==

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dozens The dozens]. How many ya got?

* "It feels really good." "Like farting in the bath?" "No, like peeing in the bath."

==Acts & Scenes==

Dramedy!

===A bite to eat===

In a southern diner, a NORTHERN GUEST, looking at menu, speaks with a WAITRESS:

NORTHERN GUEST

Excuse me, I don't see your kale salad with quinoa.

WAITRESS

Huh?

GUEST

And are your waffles non-GMO, vegan, gluten-free, and organic?

WAITRESS

Sorry, ma'am, we don't have no G.I. Joe figures here.

GUEST

I think I'll just have your... hm... chicken-apple-pecan salad, hold the chicken and pecans.

WAITRESS

Y'all just want a plate of apples?

GUEST

And bring me a cup of cranberry rooibos.

WAITRESS

Would y'all like any extra bacon?

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 * "Build on your successes and cover up your failures."
 * "Bob Marley wisely changed his early demo title from 'One or Two Loves.'"
-* "In Florida, can you get Key Lyme Disease?"
+* "What sound is made by a Marley-Davidson?"
-* America: land of the brave, home of the free refill.
-* "I'm gonna have to ask you leave the building, cuz you're smokin'!"
-* "Philosophers seek the truth, and are therefore among the most maligned of humans."
-* "Did you know that the jet ski was invented by a Pole?"
-* "Wait, there are ''people'' riding the chaos of Earth's surface?!"
-* "When I'm rich, I'll only bathe in coconut water!"
-* "You call it a bird feeder, I call it a cat feedr!"
-* "I'm feeling sort of misogynistic, but not in a horny way."
-* "If you're a feminist, does that mean you'll do me with a strap-on?"
-* Hitman: "Oh, you know, I thought I'd go in this weekend, get a little work done."
 ==Q&A==
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 * ...
 * Q. What do you call a library in African America? A. The Martin Luther King, Jr. branch.
-* Q. What sound is made by a Marley-Davidson? A. A reggae roar.
 ==Back-and-Forth==
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 * "It feels really good." "Like farting in the bath?" "No, like peeing in the bath."
-* Businessman: "What are you working on?" Beachgoer: "I'm working on my tan." Seagull: "Hahahahaha!"
 ==Acts & Scenes==
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 Would y'all like any extra bacon?
-===Another bite ===
-I went to a Chinese restaurant with my autistic friend. A German couple behind us sent back a bowl of soup with a hair in it. My friend goes, "Why do people complain when they get a hair in their soup? Didn't they go out to eat?"
-===Imagery===
-* Peace sign with:
-** Pepperoni slices (piece of pizza)
-** Candles (piece of cake)
-* Red white and blue silhouette port logos for se:
-** Solo (male, female, various positions)
-** Couple (various positions)
-** Group (various positions)
-* Science diagrams:
-** The Oh cycle: how alcohol travels from grain to production to sale to consumption to vomit new plant growth etc.
-* etc.! :)
-===Signs of the Times===
-A sign language series. With textual subtitles.
-* Dad: "Do your homework." Kid: "No." Dad: "DO YOUR FUCKING HOMEWORK!" Kid: "NO!"
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