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==One-liners== | ==One-liners== | ||
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* In a new cost-cutting measure, the US government is changing the American flag to purple and white. | * In a new cost-cutting measure, the US government is changing the American flag to purple and white. | ||
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* "White people aren't hampered by emotions." | * "White people aren't hampered by emotions." | ||
* "Build on your successes and cover up your failures." | * "Build on your successes and cover up your failures." | ||
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==Q&A== | ==Q&A== | ||
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* Q. What do you call a library in Mexico? A. Fiesta! | * Q. What do you call a library in Mexico? A. Fiesta! | ||
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* Q. How many homebuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Just one. | * Q. How many homebuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Just one. | ||
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==Back-and-Forth== | ==Back-and-Forth== | ||
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* "It feels really good." "Like farting in the bath?" "No, like peeing in the bath." | * "It feels really good." "Like farting in the bath?" "No, like peeing in the bath." | ||
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{{What a Joke}} | {{What a Joke}} | ||
[[Category:Jokes]] | [[Category:Jokes]] |