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==One-liners== | ==One-liners== | ||
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* In a new cost-cutting measure, the US government is changing the American flag to purple and white. | * In a new cost-cutting measure, the US government is changing the American flag to purple and white. | ||
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* "I love dogs, with a little Hoisin." | * "I love dogs, with a little Hoisin." | ||
* "Of course mustard's not as good on hot dogs! The military doesn't kill people with ketchup gas, does it?" | * "Of course mustard's not as good on hot dogs! The military doesn't kill people with ketchup gas, does it?" | ||
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==Q&A== | ==Q&A== | ||
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* Q. What do you call a library in Mexico? A. Fiesta! | * Q. What do you call a library in Mexico? A. Fiesta! | ||
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* Q. How many homebuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Just one. | * Q. How many homebuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Just one. | ||
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{{What a Joke}} | {{What a Joke}} | ||
[[Category:Jokes]] | [[Category:Jokes]] |