Welcome to TransMissions!

A solid, gray, concrete floor stretches out from the garage. A few mechanics hang out in front, while an office clerk stands by the register in the shop. The sun shines down.

THALIA

Slow day?

JIM

Nah, I just can't wait to get off work. I've got a big date tonight.

THALIA

Who with?

JIM

Oh, I'm not going out with someone. I'm seeing my psychiatrist.

THALIA

Wait, that's a big date?

JIM

It is for me!

THALIA

Why so?

JIM

Cuz I get to figure out who I am finally!

THALIA

Who are you?

JIM

That's what I'm waiting to find out!

JIM SLAPS THALIA ON THE ASS ON THE WAY OUT

TransMissions is an auto shop, specializing in transmissions, with a transsexual staff.