Tropicalia/Yell back
"No you watch out!" you yell at the sea floor.
"No you!"
"No you!"
After a few rounds of this futile style of exchange, you realize that the sea floor is winning the argument.
Thud!
You collide violently with the sea floor.
"Ow, that tickles," whispers the sea floor.
Meanwhile you are hemorrhaging blood fast.
"Hey, want a hand?" the sea floor asks you, somewhere between compassionately and condescendingly. Conascendingly.
"Uh, sure, yeah."
The sea floor pulls out a human hand.
"Here, I've been keeping this on hand -- uh, er, handy -- I mean, well, you know what I mean. Anyways, I wasn't sure what to do with it. Maybe you can make use of it?"
"That's not very useful to me now," you mutter in pain.
"OK, well then try this," says the sea floor, pulling out a smooth, round sea insect.
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