What a Joke?!

This'll blow air through your ears...

One-liners

• In a new cost-cutting measure, the US government is changing the American flag to purple and white.
• "That editor needs a semicolonoscopy."
• "In the US, saying hi to a girl is sexual harassment, and the age of consent is thirty five."
• "It sure seems like a lot of sheriffs are Jewish."
• "...the hot new dance track, 'I Left my Right Leg (Back in Iraq)'..."
• "Ever take the kind of shit that gives you PTSD?"
• "Ever take the kind of crap that takes a C-section?"
• "I love dogs, with a little Hoisin."
• "Of course mustard's not as good on hot dogs! The military doesn't kill people with ketchup gas, does it?"
• "It feels really good." "Like farting in the bath?"

Q&A

• Q. What do you call a library in Mexico? A. Fiesta!
• Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just cuz.
• Q. How many homebuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Just one.
• ...

What a Joke?! is a book of jokes. Get it?