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* In a new cost-cutting measure, the US government is changing the American flag to purple and white. | * In a new cost-cutting measure, the US government is changing the American flag to purple and white. | ||
| + | * "That editor needs a semicolonoscopy." | ||
| + | * "In the US, saying hi to a girl is sexual harassment, and the age of consent is thirty five." | ||
| + | * "It sure seems like a lot of sheriffs are Jewish." | ||
| + | * "...the hot new dance track, 'I Left my Right Leg (Back in Iraq)'..." | ||
| + | * "Ever take the kind of shit that gives you PTSD?" | ||
| + | * "Ever take the kind of crap that takes a C-section?" | ||
| + | * "I love dogs, with a little Hoisin." | ||
==Q&A== | ==Q&A== | ||
Revision as of 14:12, 8 April 2015
This'll blow air through your ears...
One-liners
- In a new cost-cutting measure, the US government is changing the American flag to purple and white.
- "That editor needs a semicolonoscopy."
- "In the US, saying hi to a girl is sexual harassment, and the age of consent is thirty five."
- "It sure seems like a lot of sheriffs are Jewish."
- "...the hot new dance track, 'I Left my Right Leg (Back in Iraq)'..."
- "Ever take the kind of shit that gives you PTSD?"
- "Ever take the kind of crap that takes a C-section?"
- "I love dogs, with a little Hoisin."
Q&A
- Q. What do you call a library in Mexico? A. Fiesta!
- Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just cuz.
- Q. How many homebuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Just one.
- ...
What a Joke?! is a book of jokes. Get it?
